What I Learned Today - Eight

I learned that Jehova's Witnesses DO HAVE telephones.

ESF Drawing: "Eddie's Cookies"

To bring to the end of a very exciting week (sarcasm) I introduce to the world, 
EDDIE'S COOKIES™.

Those Dreams Again

I've noticed that this only happens when I fall asleep late (like three A.M. late).  I have these weird dreams that are sometimes nothing to a lot. Not sure what it is... but what am I to argue with my subconscious.

Well, today's dream was a twofer.

What I Learned Today... Seven : (Great) Quotes

The things you hear on a Wednesday morning/afternoon.

The Mood of the Season

To get you all in the Holiday season, here from Tchaikovsky's ballet Swan Lake is "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies."

Man, I wish I was that bassoon... or that jazz guitar.

The Red Baron Cinq - La spéciale mardi (A Tuesday Special)

I had intentioned this to be published Monday... and well, today is Wednesday. Go figure
Anyway... who knew Mondays could be so... asphyxiating.

ESF Comic: Henohenomoheji Faces

I'm such a kid... a Japanese kid.

Ah... vacation!

For the next week, I'll be taking a break from posting. Enjoy the first days of December!

- Ed.

What I am Thankful For

In the United States, today is Thanksgiving Day. To learn more about the holiday in general, click here.

I guess what I am thankful for is what many others are thankful for: their families and friends and the bounty life brings with it.

I am also thankful for all the people whom I've met and who put up with me on a daily basis and even thankful for You-know-who for giving me the inspiration (and be the basis) of this blog.

And not to mention all those who have inspired me to become what I am and beyond... 

thank you.


And to finish... I am thankful for each and every person who has allowed me to influence them in some way... and to them and you... I wish you the best of luck.

May everyone have a great Thursday and a fantastic Thanksgiving holiday!

- Eddie

To Whom It May Concern - Two

To whom it may concern...

the first female character was born today.

To Whom It May Concern - One

To whom it may concern...

I don't give a shit.

To whom it may concern...

the feeling (men) get when they see this video

is the same way I feel about You-know-who

(LOL)
This video is really graphic... for '70s German public television

To whom it may concern...

what I just said above may not be funny to you...

you may not understand what I said above...

but remember...

I don't give a shit.

Rated 14+ with L for language and V for video content.

Dickhead

Rated 14+

Made this in about five minutes. Nice drawing for a Sunday, huh?

Halloween Night

Looks like Eddie and Aaron are having some fun dressing up.

 

Rated E with L for some language in the comic

Arrogance

I was in a rehearsal hall yesterday acting as photographer* and I noticed that my school's orchestra director was there, coming along with the orchestra kids that happen to be performing with the group.** As I set up this huge tripod (this thing literally stood higher than me), I began to record the clinician*** speak.

High School News Three

Ah, what would we do without the high school newspaper... that costs 75 cents. 

"And just a little bit of steam!"

This entry is more appropriate for The Archenemy, but I'm loving it so much, 
I thought to cross-post it here.

I'm a big fan of The Rocky Horror Picture Show... such a fan of it, that I won't go to the actual stage show because I heard what they do to newcomers. Anyway, about three months ago, I posted a two songs from the motion picture because: A) one of them was named after me and B) they're pretty great songs. And while listening to "Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me," this next song was in the related videos section. I hope you love it as much as I do. I got it on repeat.

For your listening pleasure, "I Can Make You a Man" off the soundtrack to The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

"Wanna see Twilight?"

    In all the time that I've known others, I've never really found myself asking question about them. I guess in today's society, that's frowned upon because it makes you look either "weird" or "creepy." Today, I found out something that I had never really ever thought could happen... mainly because I didn't give much interest... and didn't know much about the person.

The Fall Foliage

I was placing some recycling out this morning when I noticed the colorful leaves on a tree nearby. Unlike the northern United States, us here in the South don't see much of the colors seen up in New England, but we do have some shades.

I had taken several photos, but they came out blurry in the early morning light. 

I got ONE good one though. If this was pornography, it'd be the money-shot.

Interesting Friday Three

We always have that someone whom we greet with either bitch, slut, mothefucking-dick-sucker.

I don't know if that's a good thing to have with your special other, but hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

My Smart Ass

This says it all.

© 2011 Eddie Sigala

Life That Is NOT Life

Last night, I fell asleep around 4:40 AM. I was woken up at 6:50 and left home at 7:20. When I got out of the car and began walking towards my school's main building, I felt as if everything around me was one big show. I felt like the ringleader and that everyone around was a puppet in my little game called Life.

I felt as if, at any moment, I could erase people and bring 'em back. Poof! 

I soon found out that it was the other way around when it came to whom was in whom in Life.

I walked into the back foyer where The Great Hit had occurred and walked right into a locked door. One of the PE teachers had locked it just before I came in the foyer. I walked right into it. It hurt. 

And as I walked to my morning class, I was told by a co-teacher that I was missing my ID. Damn! I had forgotten it at home.

Had to buy a temporary ID card - $1. 

FML.

Talk About Sexy Programming

Wouldn't this just be the bee's knees?

This would have huge rating figures, maybe a 75/30 rating. 

:D

Very Erotic, Very Violent

 Rated 16+ with AC for adult content

The last two days, I've been re-drawing a little cartoon I made for my friend back in March.
In this panel, I was implying I had taken photos and photoshopped someone into a video.

When I first made the panel, it was blurry and low resolution, but with the magic of vector graphics (and OpenClipArt), I'm able to make PNG drawings with much higher detail. And as this PNG will attest to, sometimes, it's not always better to be hi-res. 

Original low-res version

The Big Game

In mid-July, the football teams here in Texas gear up for the upcoming season by practicing in the summer heat. They endure weeks of practice all for playing ten weeks in the fall, and if they have played hard and beat many, they move on to beat others, and maybe, even soon, make a state championship.

Where I go to school, our team does the same, gathering and practicing in the summer sun. When August comes around and school finally starts, they're excited to head on out to the field and represent their school. And when that times comes... we get our asses handed to us.

What I Learned Today... Six

Friday afternoon was a good one. I was heading towards my last class of the day when I felt I was forgetting something. Of course, my water bottle had broken the morning before, and that was still on my mind, but still... I felt as if something was missing. Someone walked in front of me when suddenly, it hit me. 

I had forgotten my jacket! 

As I started back, people were streaming out, so I had to walk against traffic. It was difficult bumping up against people... and about half-way back, I hit some girl with my shoulder and as she left, she yelled something. I said, "Shut the fuck up" loudly. A-ha-ha-ha. As you can see... she needed a chill pill. 

What I learned today: try to remember better... or not to bump into black girls.

The Walk of Horror, the Walk of Shame, and the Collision Course

As I have said earlier, Wednesday is always the golden day for me. It's halfway between Monday and Friday, so that gives me hope that the weekend is coming and not to mention that I'll see the First Family maybe. Well, this Wednesday has several happenings.

During my government class (in which our teacher is sort-of an tough old-timer), he was talking about something (what I forget... he's always telling us to pay attention) and he started walking towards my desk. This chill came over me for some reason... but I guess I ended up freaking out. I should probably take his advice and pay attention.

During my music class, one of my classmates sitting next to me said something to the person next to him... and a girl who was passing out papers was offended by what he said. Well, after a class-wide broadcast... he had to apologize in front of everyone... and then took that long walk to where that other girl was sitting. They shook hands and he walked back. That walk of shame is a long one... even if it's only eight feet.

And then the collision course. It's always a pleasure to run into the couple... but when it's a close call... it's weird. Seriously... AHHHH~! I love 'em, though.... is that creepy? Maybe.

Coming Soon...

I've decided to make a new blog called The Archenemy.

Now, while I contemplate the legal action of this... enjoy Este Mundo Sin Tí by the Claxons

It's not what you expect, seriously.

What I Learned Today.... Five

Today, I learned that nothing happens without action (took a genius to figure that one out), so today, trying to start a Senior Year photo album on my Facebook page... I brought my camera along... and may I say... thank God I did. :)

I'll post some of the photos when I can find my camera cable.

And oh... before I forget... I also learned that Facebook is a great way to show yourself to others... seriously.

And... here... enjoy this photo frame found in Nothing's On, coming real soon...

once I finish the story board.*

I thought I had finished the story, but I figured I could evolve it a bit more.

It's coming soon.... seriously.

Interesting Friday 2

Interesting Friday 2 on a Saturday. ENJOY!

Interesting Friday 2

Anglophile Eddie

I'm a huge fan of British comedy. It has a wit to it-- when it wants to.
And I really love the BBC show Not the Nine O'Clock News.

Enjoy.

Rated 14+ and "L" for some language in the video; "V" for video content

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"Interesting Friday"

Looks like the football team has a big challenger!

Interesting Friday

Just Try Your Best!

If anything... I believe this should be a song played at our graduation this year...

"Just be yourself..." - Jimmy Eat World

The Bandwagon! (What I Learned Today - Five)

As the Texas Rangers go to the World Series in St. Louis tonight, I made this graphic as I see more people root for the team... although they paid no attention before they made the Series.

All logos on the character are trademarks of Major League Baseball

The character drawing, the ESF square logo, and ESF word mark are © 2011 Eddie Sigala

Shower Music

After my walk today... I was in the shower getting all clean and nice and as was shampooing, this song came on a light rock station. I looked it up and here it is for you all! 

Thank you, portable shower radio!

It's all just a little bit of history repeating!

I've seen this on a commercial for Serta matresses... and now... 
I bring it to you...!

Sing it Shirley, sing it!

Oh! (As in Sandra Oh)

I love Sandra Oh. She was great in Sideways, Under the Tuscan Sun,
and not to mention Grey's Anatomy.

But she's part of the girls... and I'm part of the boys.
And the strings 'e-e-e-e e-e-e-e'
And the drums.

Noise in the Bathroom

This comic is dedicated to the Guys in Alex's Room. Seriously.

Noise in the Bathroom

And new! You can download this PDF if you wish! DO IT. DO IT NOW!

Sophomoric Lesson (100th entry!)

For my 100th entry, a dedication to my animation classmates. They're gross. Offensive. Yes. Although I'm the one who drew the machine at the end. Sorry.

Stick figure courtesy of Stasia... Picture © 2011 The Eddie Sigala Foundation

Music Therapy, Sir

Before I go off to see if I have a hernia*, I leave you with Manuela Mejia's Las Palabras (or Words in English), which I've been listening to for the past 25 minutes. ¡Disfrútalo pequeños monstruos!

 * At this point, I can see the archenemy going: "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"BAHAHAHAHA....
HAHAHA"