I had intentioned this to be published Monday... and well, today is Wednesday. Go figure
Anyway... who knew Mondays could be so... asphyxiating.
• Volkswagen Jetta hatchbacks
ESPECIALLY ONES WHO CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE PHRASE "Hurry the fuck up!"
• Chevrolet Luminas
SAME AS ABOVE, ONLY IN GREEN
• Stuffed noses
• Suffocation/Asphyxiation
• Being a self-packed pack mule
• Sarcastic teachers
EXCEPT IF THEY TEACH ENGLISH
Thing I Like
• Confused (yet Sarcastic) teachers
ENGLISH TEACHERS?
• When I drop all the stuff I was carrying.
• Andy Rooney quotes
• Egg sandwiches on the run
• Bursting out in laughter (in front of the whole classroom) when my Economics teacher makes a joke.
Anyway... who knew Mondays could be so... asphyxiating.
Things I hate
• Volkswagen Jetta hatchbacks
ESPECIALLY ONES WHO CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE PHRASE "Hurry the fuck up!"
• Chevrolet Luminas
SAME AS ABOVE, ONLY IN GREEN
• Stuffed noses
• Suffocation/Asphyxiation
• Being a self-packed pack mule
• Sarcastic teachers
EXCEPT IF THEY TEACH ENGLISH
Thing I Like
• Confused (yet Sarcastic) teachers
ENGLISH TEACHERS?
• When I drop all the stuff I was carrying.
• Andy Rooney quotes
• Egg sandwiches on the run
• Bursting out in laughter (in front of the whole classroom) when my Economics teacher makes a joke.
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