"Oh Doctor!"

Before I begin this entry, I'd like to say that although the (Almost) live blogging didn't work,

it would have been a great thing. Next time, sir, next time.

ANYWAY...

Panoramic Memories

Last Thursday, as is the custom with every graduating class since the 80s, we took a panoramic photograph outside the school's "stadium," forever engraving ourselves in a chemical reaction of paper and light-sensitive plates.

For Mr. Rodriguez...

I was in the shower this afternoon and while I was shampooing, I heard Katy Perry's "Hot 'n' Cold" come on. Instantly, Mr. Rodriguez came to mind and reminded me when I heard him sing "Hot 'n' Cold" back in January 2009. So now, Mr. Rodriguez, I hope you read this.

XOXO,

Eddie.

Let's hangout and sing Katy Perry karaoke, Mr. Rodriguez. Bring the girlfriend along too... so we can fight to the death for you.*

- Eddie

Rated "E" with "V" for video content some might find inappropriate.

* Just like how we Americans fight for our "freedom" overseas.

Chapstick (Shit My Cock Says - Pt. 3)

Welcome to the third edition of Shit My Cock Says. Now it's nearing September and it's getting "cooler" here in Texas, so let's see what my junk has to say about all this shiz.

 

Rated "14+" and "L" for strong language.