Interesting Friday Three

We always have that someone whom we greet with either bitch, slut, mothefucking-dick-sucker.

I don't know if that's a good thing to have with your special other, but hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

My Smart Ass

This says it all.

© 2011 Eddie Sigala

Life That Is NOT Life

Last night, I fell asleep around 4:40 AM. I was woken up at 6:50 and left home at 7:20. When I got out of the car and began walking towards my school's main building, I felt as if everything around me was one big show. I felt like the ringleader and that everyone around was a puppet in my little game called Life.

I felt as if, at any moment, I could erase people and bring 'em back. Poof! 

I soon found out that it was the other way around when it came to whom was in whom in Life.

I walked into the back foyer where The Great Hit had occurred and walked right into a locked door. One of the PE teachers had locked it just before I came in the foyer. I walked right into it. It hurt. 

And as I walked to my morning class, I was told by a co-teacher that I was missing my ID. Damn! I had forgotten it at home.

Had to buy a temporary ID card - $1. 

FML.

Talk About Sexy Programming

Wouldn't this just be the bee's knees?

This would have huge rating figures, maybe a 75/30 rating. 

:D

Very Erotic, Very Violent

 Rated 16+ with AC for adult content

The last two days, I've been re-drawing a little cartoon I made for my friend back in March.
In this panel, I was implying I had taken photos and photoshopped someone into a video.

When I first made the panel, it was blurry and low resolution, but with the magic of vector graphics (and OpenClipArt), I'm able to make PNG drawings with much higher detail. And as this PNG will attest to, sometimes, it's not always better to be hi-res. 

Original low-res version