Saturday, July 9, 2011

Sharp Shock

I started this blog back in May 2011 as an outlet of my opinion, art, and comics. Lately, there's been a lot of opinion entries and many personal entries, such as of dreams that I've had, etc.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Shit My Cock Says - Pt. 1

This is a new introduction to the ESF blog: Shit My Cock Says. And unlike pussy-ass CBS whose held back by FCC guidelines and American morality, I am glad to name my column in its entirety: Shit My Cock Says.

The reason for SMCS is just to express what my cock feels. Yes, cocks have feelings too. Unlike vaginas, who have no feelings whatsoever and must talk to their friend, the Clitoris, for advice. Enjoy.

Goodbye, Mr. Rabbit

This past Sunday, my mom brought home a small rabbit. From what I could tell, it was a kitten (the name for infant rabbits) and it was alive and well.

This morning though, around 11 AM CDT, we found the rabbit had died. It lay there, still, with it's eyes open, looking off into the distance. We close it's eyes and buried it an hour ago in an Amazon.com box.

We will miss you Mr. Rabbit.
RIP, Mr. Rabbit

Monday, July 4, 2011

Pictures from Chatroulette - One

Last Sunday (Jun. 26), I ordered a webcam from Amazon. After waiting a terrible six days for it, it came this past Saturday (Jul. 1) and I was pleased. Pleased out the ass I tell you.

I set it up and hauled ass to Chatroulette. If you don't already know what Chatroulette is, basically it's a website where people sit in front of their webcams and the site randomly chooses other people to put in front of you.

To note, this site has garnered some controversy due to what some have seen (ie boobs, people engaging in intercourse, men masturbating, etc), but to date, I've seen: four men masturbating; two women flashing; and no one engaging in intercourse.