Thursday, January 3, 2013

Ms. Zacharias

Taken from a Tumblr post of the same name...


A little over two years ago, somebody in my junior physics class had a theory about me and another person. 
I never took her theory seriously, because let’s face it, I’m in denial and it’s O.K.
But today, I believe she might have been right. I love to be vague about things, so this as public as it’s gonna get, but thinking about it:
She might have been right. 
And that scares me. 
I can feel my trillions of cells screaming in concert.
“Aahhh!”

Of course, I'm still a little offset by the theory, but then I'd have to become a psychologist, and I'm not that into Frasier just yet. Or am I?

Well, I'm off to write a Facebook rebuttal. Wish me luck. I'll need it.