The Great Implosion of 2010

Today marks the Second Anniversary of the Great Implosion.

The name is very appropriate to what happened under that tree that hot September day. Now, I could go on and write a few paragraphs of my thoughts about it since, but that wouldn't be a very time-efficient.

So in being time efficient, here is what I wrote in my journal that day, Wednesday, September 1st, 2010.

And HoJoKo... and [the spouse] came up to me again. A week to the day that they startled me. J [She] said “Pelvic thrust” and I said “Surprise buttsex.” She knew what I meant. She and HoJo were sharing a drink, and I whispered in her ear, “He’s not gonna throw it in my face is he?” She replied “No,” but he looked real angry at me. So, I asked him how he was doing because he looked angry at me. He said that I shouldn’t be stupid. I had (and still have as of 4:12 PM) no idea what he’s talking about. He then proceeded to tell me that he knew “being a fat-ass and an asshole at the same time might be funny to you, but I see through your act.” I told asked him that what was it that he saw, and he seemed confused, so I told asked him again. Then [the spouse], feeling the tension said, “I’m giving you both 5 seconds before I slap you both.” We both stopped talking when I said “Hey, that’s your mom.” It was… and they walked away, not before I said “I love you [HoJoKo].” I laughed as I walked away...

Yes sir. That straight from the source. If only I knew what was to come... and if only he knew what happened later that day to me.

But I'll never tell.

From the Nordzee, Texas review