Interesting Friday Three

We always have that someone whom we greet with either bitch, slut, mothefucking-dick-sucker.

I don't know if that's a good thing to have with your special other, but hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

My Smart Ass

This says it all.

© 2011 Eddie Sigala

Life That Is NOT Life

Last night, I fell asleep around 4:40 AM. I was woken up at 6:50 and left home at 7:20. When I got out of the car and began walking towards my school's main building, I felt as if everything around me was one big show. I felt like the ringleader and that everyone around was a puppet in my little game called Life.

I felt as if, at any moment, I could erase people and bring 'em back. Poof! 

I soon found out that it was the other way around when it came to whom was in whom in Life.

I walked into the back foyer where The Great Hit had occurred and walked right into a locked door. One of the PE teachers had locked it just before I came in the foyer. I walked right into it. It hurt. 

And as I walked to my morning class, I was told by a co-teacher that I was missing my ID. Damn! I had forgotten it at home.

Had to buy a temporary ID card - $1. 

FML.

Talk About Sexy Programming

Wouldn't this just be the bee's knees?

This would have huge rating figures, maybe a 75/30 rating. 

:D

Very Erotic, Very Violent

 Rated 16+ with AC for adult content

The last two days, I've been re-drawing a little cartoon I made for my friend back in March.
In this panel, I was implying I had taken photos and photoshopped someone into a video.

When I first made the panel, it was blurry and low resolution, but with the magic of vector graphics (and OpenClipArt), I'm able to make PNG drawings with much higher detail. And as this PNG will attest to, sometimes, it's not always better to be hi-res. 

Original low-res version

The Big Game

In mid-July, the football teams here in Texas gear up for the upcoming season by practicing in the summer heat. They endure weeks of practice all for playing ten weeks in the fall, and if they have played hard and beat many, they move on to beat others, and maybe, even soon, make a state championship.

Where I go to school, our team does the same, gathering and practicing in the summer sun. When August comes around and school finally starts, they're excited to head on out to the field and represent their school. And when that times comes... we get our asses handed to us.

What I Learned Today... Six

Friday afternoon was a good one. I was heading towards my last class of the day when I felt I was forgetting something. Of course, my water bottle had broken the morning before, and that was still on my mind, but still... I felt as if something was missing. Someone walked in front of me when suddenly, it hit me. 

I had forgotten my jacket! 

As I started back, people were streaming out, so I had to walk against traffic. It was difficult bumping up against people... and about half-way back, I hit some girl with my shoulder and as she left, she yelled something. I said, "Shut the fuck up" loudly. A-ha-ha-ha. As you can see... she needed a chill pill. 

What I learned today: try to remember better... or not to bump into black girls.

The Walk of Horror, the Walk of Shame, and the Collision Course

As I have said earlier, Wednesday is always the golden day for me. It's halfway between Monday and Friday, so that gives me hope that the weekend is coming and not to mention that I'll see the First Family maybe. Well, this Wednesday has several happenings.

During my government class (in which our teacher is sort-of an tough old-timer), he was talking about something (what I forget... he's always telling us to pay attention) and he started walking towards my desk. This chill came over me for some reason... but I guess I ended up freaking out. I should probably take his advice and pay attention.

During my music class, one of my classmates sitting next to me said something to the person next to him... and a girl who was passing out papers was offended by what he said. Well, after a class-wide broadcast... he had to apologize in front of everyone... and then took that long walk to where that other girl was sitting. They shook hands and he walked back. That walk of shame is a long one... even if it's only eight feet.

And then the collision course. It's always a pleasure to run into the couple... but when it's a close call... it's weird. Seriously... AHHHH~! I love 'em, though.... is that creepy? Maybe.

Coming Soon...

I've decided to make a new blog called The Archenemy.

Now, while I contemplate the legal action of this... enjoy Este Mundo Sin Tí by the Claxons

It's not what you expect, seriously.

What I Learned Today.... Five

Today, I learned that nothing happens without action (took a genius to figure that one out), so today, trying to start a Senior Year photo album on my Facebook page... I brought my camera along... and may I say... thank God I did. :)

I'll post some of the photos when I can find my camera cable.

And oh... before I forget... I also learned that Facebook is a great way to show yourself to others... seriously.

And... here... enjoy this photo frame found in Nothing's On, coming real soon...

once I finish the story board.*

I thought I had finished the story, but I figured I could evolve it a bit more.

It's coming soon.... seriously.