For my friend Pat, who has a main guy and three others on the side.
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| The Archenemy look-a-like |
Somewhere, in a small town just like yours, lives a girl. A girl who strives the best she can and has the occasional hit-and-miss love affair. She looks beyond her podunk town and sees the stars-- literally.
In another part of the world, there's a guy. He can sing, dance, and has the body of The Archenemy. (Sexy!) He has hair, lips, a pulse, and a penis. So much in common! He breathes air and loves to lick da pussy.
They met on the beach. And they did it, hard.
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| peach fuzz |
She moaned; he groans.
"Oh God, oh God, oh God. Fuck. Fuck. Fu~ckk~!" he screams.
"YES YES YES~! It feels so nice." he says.
He shakes hard; she vibrates with a passion unlike anyone has ever seen.
"Stick in motherfucker, stick IT IN! Come on Austin, come on...!
Lick my peach fuzz!" she screams.
And then came the climax.
He did it first, then she did it.
Their respective climax faces.
And finally looking back, they looked at each other and said:
What a sand castle!
Happy birthday, Pat. (And yes, that's your dream man. From the front and back.)
