Ethan

Taken from the Tumblr post of the same name.

There once was a guy named Ethan

sittin' in my Pre-Cal class just breathing

With a push of his arms

and a step out the door

I stared and outed myself.

“Oh Shit!” I began believing
as I burned the image, seething
with an eternal lust for that unstoppable butt
Wait, this has gone too far, I’m sorry for that bubble, bump.

There really was a guy named Ethan in my Pre-Cal class. Seriously. Not fucking around here.