This entry is probably the most weird I've been towards Mr. Rodriguez, unless you count that one about the kiss and stuff. Try and find it. Hint: It's in the title!
A few days ago, I was writing a review on Amazon for this wrist watch I had found while on a day trip with my family. While thinking out my review, I looked at the others to see what they had written. I followed that up with looking at the pictures they posted. While rummaging through the photographs, there was a photo of a buff guy with a blue shirt and white shorts with the aforementioned wrist watch.
Intrigued by this photograph (no, shut up), I clicked on the person's profile and read it. He was an Asian graphic designer from Austin that had gone to the University of Texas. I figure he had graduated, but I'm unsure. Any way, I he had a link that led to his own personal website. No pictures of himself of course.
I clicked around and found it quite interesting. It was really good as a matter of fact. Going back to his Amazon Review Profile, I saw his picture again, and then it struck me like The Archenemy on a snowy, December day. He looks JUST LIKE MR. RODRIGUEZ. Like holy hell, it's down right to the same skin complex, color, and even the braces! *swoon*
And then it hit me: This guy is buff. Although the profile picture never went further than the head shot, the review photograph showed him and he looked like a big guy. This is gonna sound weird, but I never did a look at Mr. Rodriguez shirtless. (Still no. Calm down. Secrets are meant to be secrets. LOL) I could never get more than a few inches from him... and it's starting to sound wrong. What I mean is that I never saw him shirtless, although he saw me like that... and then that one time he stormed into my bathroom while I took a shower. He always locked his bathroom door. (Don't ask how I know that.)
Somehow, I equated this guy to Mr. Rodriguez. I believe the hook was the smile. I don't know why though. The smile... and the braces... were the anchors of the whole similarity thought.
Ah, how I miss Mr. Rodriguez. Maybe I should write him a letter... and then make little wet dots to give the illusion of crying. But then what kind of friend would I be?
A good one, that's what.
We'll see about that letter and I'll get back to you guys on that.
Coming Soon... Intro
No stereotypes. I promise.
"Oh, me so horny!
"Me love you long time."
Sorry. I'll go eat some
tacos now.
Coming soon to the ESF.
