High School News VIII

This is the summer's first HSN publication. I hope you enjoy and are a little bit more informed. 

A Poem for HoJoKo

In September 2011, I marked the One Year Anniversary of the feud with a somewhat sleep-tinged post. I wrote this back in September after staying up all night and then trying to correct my sleep cycle by trying to fall asleep past five. Well, that didn't happen and I wrote this twice. The I accidentally unplugged my computer after I had finished the first one without realizing it was saved. I then re-wrote it. 

After a few hours, I recalled the post. But now, as part of The Remembrance Week, here is the archival post: A Poem for HoJoKo.

The Graduate

I was awaken by my dad. He said, "Son, take down the recycling." I groggily got out of bed. The clock registered 7.25 AM. Plenty of time. Because of a performance the night before, I couldn't walk. I dragged my right leg behind me as I headed towards the kitchen and out the back door. It was warm, and I could feel the humidity in the air.

"Christ it's hot," I murmured with an eye closed.

Observances & Accidents

Let me see if you have ever experienced this. You're talking with your friend or family member. You're having a nice chat, and then some stranger who knows your friend/family member comes up and interrupts your conversation with them. If you haven't, then you're missing out. If you have, it sucks balls.

The Preceding Events

This week on the ESF is dedicated to remembering a part of this blog. After this next Saturday, I'll never see The Archenemy again. Both him and I are graduating from school and since we're going to attend different universities next year, there will be no interaction ever. Maybe in ten years... we'll give each other dirty looks.

The Last Time & Once More

About two weeks ago Monday, it was a very normal day. It was the day before final exams were slated to begin and business as usual before the school year ended. As I was walking to my sixth class, I walked up my usual staircase as I had been doing since August 2011.

Shaving Ryan

When I set my mind on something, I try as hard as possible to do it. And while washing dishes yesterday evening, I was hearing porn titles and this one came up. I think my mind is always in the gutter. At least on weekends, anyway.

The New Summer Designs(?)

For the past year that I've had this blog, it's had many redesigns. During the first few months, I couldn't really decide on a logo. I tried many, including the whole name in a rectangle, the initials to the right of a vertical line and then the name spelled out in lowercase letters. For the Fourth of July last year, I swept the logo in red, white, and blue to give it that patriotic feel.

The Constitutional Referendum

As the summer months roll around, people take the time to relax. Most take vacations, some travel around, and others just hang around. Due to the economic conditions of the day, my family and I hang around. And I take great advantage of it by surfing the internet, cyber-stalking people, and watching episodes of Monk. But one thing that I do everyday is sleep. 

In Japan...

 This post is rated 18+ with S for scenes of softcore pornography

The U.S. is a fucked-up nation. Seriously, we are. We love to fuck-- or at least see it. The U.S. is the number one consumer of pornography in the world. Second to us are the Japanese. The U.S. is a country of 300 million. Japan is half-our size but almost consumes as much pornography as we do. That means that there are countless genres of pornography. And in this video, this is one that's probably not available here in the United States.

 Another video, via VBS.tv, talks about a niche in the Japanese market: senior porn. Porn marketed for those above the age of 65. And it's growing. Enjoy... and... seriously... the old guy gets naked. How 'bout them apples?