What Do I Need...? Three

While rushing to have lunch Monday, I was looking at the MadLibs-esque things printed on the back of the milk cartons. Let's just say some can be not so clean as the printer intended.
Try filling them in yourself and see what you discover.

The Birthday Card

Looks like a birthday card for the birthday boy.

Some Late Night Television

Rated 14+ suggestive themes

I love how nasty late-night television can get (at least with over-the-air television). As in most countries, the U.S. has a watershed, where programmes with mature or indecent content can be broadcast. Of course, you can never broadcast obscene things, as that would be illegal. But if your blur it and beep it, then it's a-OKAY in the FCC's book. 

Why Do I Need...?, Two

I went to a warehouse store late afternoon yesterday to buy some fundraising items for an organization I'm in at school. While I was there, in the meat section, I saw these huge ground beef logs that the store sold. They've must have been at least 20 lbs and cost $25!

I'm going there again.

Why Do I Need...?

This is going to be one of the those sporadic features here. If the picture deserves it, then I'll post it!

For now, here's a photo I took of a cucumber at a supermarket.

You already know where I'm going with this.

Another Ratings Change

Rated E with L for language

If you pay attention to my blog, even the most minimal amount, you'll sometimes notices red boxes with the 14+, 16+, or 18+. These point out the ages I think that are appropriate for that article.

For example, I rated Meet Pricasso 18+ due to the fact that it contains a video report about a man who paints-- with his penis. In the nude. The video shows shots of his junk, and that pretty much sealed the deal for me to give it an 18+ rating.

I Dream of the The Archenemy II

 Rated E with L for some course language.

Oh, it's been a some heck of time since The Archenemy was in a dream of mine. Let me recount que paso.

I Dream of The Archenemy

This post is originally from October 2011 and is written in the context of that time.

Rated 14+ with AC for adult content.

This probably the dirtiest dream I've had as of yet*. But it started out pretty innocently.

High School News VI

For this post of High School News, we've published in a special broadsheet edition, now with a redesign that will carry over to the regular version. Enjoy the new font!

Meet Pricasso

Rated 18+ for graphic nudity

I love Vice. 

It's one of those hipster publications that's based out of New York City, the hipster-douche capital of the United States. They're very eccentric to say the least. In the past, their NEWS department brought me such stories like their trips to North Korea, wedding kidnapping in Kyrgyzstan, the self-proclaimed Jesus of Siberia or the labor camps in the Russian Far East.