Why Do I Need...?

This is going to be one of the those sporadic features here. If the picture deserves it, then I'll post it!

For now, here's a photo I took of a cucumber at a supermarket.

You already know where I'm going with this.

Another Ratings Change

Rated E with L for language

If you pay attention to my blog, even the most minimal amount, you'll sometimes notices red boxes with the 14+, 16+, or 18+. These point out the ages I think that are appropriate for that article.

For example, I rated Meet Pricasso 18+ due to the fact that it contains a video report about a man who paints-- with his penis. In the nude. The video shows shots of his junk, and that pretty much sealed the deal for me to give it an 18+ rating.

I Dream of the The Archenemy II

 Rated E with L for some course language.

Oh, it's been a some heck of time since The Archenemy was in a dream of mine. Let me recount que paso.

I Dream of The Archenemy

This post is originally from October 2011 and is written in the context of that time.

Rated 14+ with AC for adult content.

This probably the dirtiest dream I've had as of yet*. But it started out pretty innocently.

High School News VI

For this post of High School News, we've published in a special broadsheet edition, now with a redesign that will carry over to the regular version. Enjoy the new font!

Meet Pricasso

Rated 18+ for graphic nudity

I love Vice. 

It's one of those hipster publications that's based out of New York City, the hipster-douche capital of the United States. They're very eccentric to say the least. In the past, their NEWS department brought me such stories like their trips to North Korea, wedding kidnapping in Kyrgyzstan, the self-proclaimed Jesus of Siberia or the labor camps in the Russian Far East.

Asshole of the Year - Nice Guy of the Year

Rated E with L for some rough language.

For us Texans, we always want to drive a big car. We love our SUVs, trucks, and Hummers.* And as we know, large cars have terrible gas mileage. The Hummer H2, for example, gets 14 miles/gallon (17 liters/100 km), and with gas prices the way they are in the U.S. (and much worse in Europe), it's good to have an economical car that gets at least 25 miles per gallon (~10 liters/100 km).

High School News Cinq

Another school election and an ID acquisition.

Gonna creep ALL over it!

You Get What You Ask For

 Rated E with L for some language.

This is creepy at best. Something above was listening to me... and it got me what I wanted.

Nine Years Later...

I remember where I was on March 19, 2003. I was sitting in my living room with my mom, listening to President Bush speak about how we were going to war against Iraq. I remember being afraid and asking my mom something along the lines of "when is this going to be over." I believe she replied, "I'm not sure."